Weird yet valuable skills:

• I do weddings. Literally speaking, I am an Ordained Minister and officiate nondenominational weddings for friends and family.
• Because my first job was in a taxidermy shop, I am able to create forms for mounting deer, rabbit, and various other critters.
• I am not great at remembering movie quotes, but I can remember the faces of actors and where “we know them from” — often from obscure independent movies or television shows from long ago.
• My sense of direction is eerily impeccable in places I visit for the first time.
• Automobile diagnostics and some repair comes easy to me.
• I can repair just about anything with duct tape.
• There are things I can smell and hear that many humans cannot.
• In the event of an emergency, my body and mind go into immediate overdrive and I get things done I’ve never trained for or even experienced.
• I can survive in the wilderness alone for 3-5 days with minimal supplies.
• I have never met a motorized vehicle I can’t drive (land and water-based only).

Weird hobbies:

• I love to draw complex mazes.
• Adult coloring books are fun and relaxing, especially the ones with artful curse words and fractals.
• Building fun spaces for squirrels.
• Organizing anything and developing life hacks.
• Folding laundry to the highest “retail” standards.
• Leveraging my lifelong “hyper-vigilance” to provide real-time neighborhood crime busting.

Weird habits:

• I dress from the shoes up.
• I relax by cleaning.
• I get the right tools for the job when it comes to upcycling fun squirrel spaces.
• I communicate with squirrels.
• I clean to a playlist from Spotify called “work-out twerk-out.”
• I color coordinate without even realizing I did it.